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Inhuman Unisex Impact Shorts
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$65.00
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$65.00
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Inhuman Unisex Impact Shorts
$65.00
Sale price
$65.00
Regular price
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Description
The slimmest crash pads in action sports. Inhuman Impact Shorts are engineered to absorb the brutal hits of asphalt, roots, and hard-pack, saving your hips and tailbone without ruining your style.
Mom approved for skateboarders, mountain bikers, snowboarders, and anyone who defies gravity. These shorts combine high-density padding and strategic hard-shell protection in an ultra-slim, lightweight profile. They slip effortlessly under your favorite snow pants or jeans, providing top-tier protection that no one else will even know is there.
Stealth Armor: Strategically placed EVA foam and a durable polyethylene shell disperse impact energy away from your hips and tailbone.
Zero Restriction: Crafted with premium stretch spandex, they move with your body.
Fresh & Hassle-Free: Built with moisture-wicking, breathable athletic fabric that is 100% machine washable.
Confidence on Demand: Spend less time icing bruises and more time progressing. When you aren't afraid to fall, you ride better.
Fabric & Care
Machine washable, remove side pads to improve longevity. Tumble dry low.
Materials: Spandex, EVA Foam, Polyethylene Shell
Size & Fit
Worn high-waisted to keep the pads where they need to be. If you're unsure on size, we always recommend choosing a larger size to ensure a comfortable fit.
The Slimmest Impact Shorts Ever Created
Whether you're snowboarding on the ice coast, mountain biking in Utah, or simply taking your one wheel to work, Inhuman literally has you covered. Made to fit under snowpants or jeans, our shorts are the slimmest you'll find while still providing proper protection.
BECAUSE GRAVITY HATES YOU
Whether you're a beginner or have a decade of mishaps, it will always hurt to fall. Inhuman was created so you don't have to spend your season riding an inflatable donut. The composite tailbone protection is made of dense EVA foam and a plastic shank to ensure the pad deforms more evenly when you take a tumble.
Comfortable Elastic Waistband
Worn high-waisted to ensure most comfortable fit under your other gear.
Dense Low Profile Side Pads
Fully removable side pads for the slimmest fit possible that still protects.
Protective Rear Shell
Composite EVA Foam and Polyethylene Shell to protect your coccyx during the hardest falls.
Elastic Water Resistant Material
Spandex design for a snug and comfortable fit while staying dry for your most intense rides.
MY MOM AND I
Looking for something fun to do together, my mom and I took up snowboarding. To this day, we still rock the mountain as a mom and son duo.
But early in our snowboarding journey, when we were learning in the heart of the American Midwest, where it's closer to iceboarding than snowboarding, we were struggling to recover after each day out. It was the bumps, bruises, and, on occasion, broken bones... including my tailbone.
We had tried a ton of different products for our rear ends, but ran into two problems: lack of adequate coverage and hockey pads were too bulky to fit under our pants comfortably.
So, Inhuman was born to make the most out of our every trip and session. We wanted to spend less time recovering, so we focused on getting fewer bruises in the first place.
At the end of the day, what we hope is you get to create amazing memories with those you love and worry less about getting injured while doing it.
-Logan